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Car Acronyms
Acura
Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
Audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Beetle
By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally!
Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Big Money Waster
Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
Bastard Money Wielders
Break My Window
Busted My Wallet
But at least my Motor Works
Buick
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
Barfed Up Icky Carmel Korn
Camaro
Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevy
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
Chrysler
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Citroen
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Dodge
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
Datsun
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
Fiat
F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again Tony?
Fix It All the Time
Fuck in a Taxi.
Ford
F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
F**ker Only Runs Downhill
F*cked on Race Day
F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
First On Recall Day
First on race day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found on road dead
Forge Old Rancid Donuts
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
For Only Redneck Drivers
F*cker Only Runs Damaged
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Got More Crap
Grungy Merchandise
Got Mechanic Coming
G.T.i.
Got Tossers Inside
Honda
Helping Out Nips Destroying America
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
IROC
I Race Other Cars
I Run Over Children
Jaguar
Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
Jeep
Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Just Eat Every Pickle.
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
JUST Enough Engine Power?
LTD
Lazy tempermental device
Leave the doors
Mazda
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Mercedes
Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates,
Extinguishing Savings
Mercury
Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You
Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet?
Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo")
Minibus
Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted
Mopar
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
Nissan
Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
Oldsmobile
Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind InfuriatinglyLate Everyday
Pinto
Put In New Transmission Often
Plymouth
Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood!
Pussy Lips <in> Your MOUTH
Pontiac
Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
Pee On Nehru's Tired Italian Astronaut Cards
PORSCHE
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Rabbit
Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried
Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Ball-less Itty-bitty Toy!
Renault
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
Rolls Royce
Royal Ostentation Lets Lethargic Shits Rumble Over
Yogurt-ConsumingEsthetes
SAAB
Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
Such an arrogant bastard!
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Sable
sleezy auto breaks leak everytime
Saturn
Sally Ate Ten Urdu Radishes Nightly
Subaru
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Thing
To Holland In Nine Gallons
Toyota
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto
Take Only Your Ordure To America
Triumph
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered
Hotrod.
Vanagon
Via Another Name: A Go-cart On Nerve
Volkswagen
Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine (NOT!)
VW
Very Worthless
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