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Good Bad and Ugly
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Good: |
Your wife is pregnant |
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Bad: |
It's triplets |
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Ugly: |
You had a vasectomy five years ago |
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Good: |
Your wife's not talking to you |
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Bad: |
She wants a divorce |
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Ugly: |
She's a lawyer |
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Good: |
Your son is finally maturing |
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Bad: |
He's involved with the woman next door |
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Ugly: |
So are you |
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Good: |
Your son studies a lot in his room |
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Bad: |
You find several porn movies hidden there |
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Ugly: |
You're in them |
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Good: |
Your hubby and you agree, no more kids |
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Bad: |
You can't find your birth control pills |
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Ugly: |
Your daughter borrowed them |
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Good: |
Your husband understands fashion |
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Bad: |
He's a cross-dresser |
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Ugly: |
He looks better than you |
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Good: |
You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter |
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Bad: |
She keeps interrupting |
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Ugly: |
With corrections |
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Good: |
The postman's early |
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Bad: |
He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun |
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Ugly: |
You gave him nothing for Christmas |
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Good: |
Your son is dating someone new |
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Bad: |
It's another man |
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Ugly: |
He's your best friend |
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Good: |
Your daughter got a new job |
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Bad: |
As a hooker |
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Ugly: |
Your coworkers are her best clients |
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Uglier: |
She makes more money than you do |
