Important Announcement !!

All K-Mart stores in Iraq will be closing on/or before March 20th 2003

After that, they will all become Targets.

Thank you, that is all !!!
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Roses are red
violets are funky
I’m thinking of you
While I’m spanking my monkey
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Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore
shot on the floor
all the kings horses and men
Bent her over and fucked her again
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I wanna give you a hug
But a hug leads to a touch
And a touch leads to a caress
And a caress leads to a kiss
And a kiss leads to a lick
A lick leads to a suck
A suck leads to a fuck
Ah, come here and gimme a hug!
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Do you believe that kissing leads to sex?
Then kiss my arse and see if I give a fuck!
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You are the weakest link
Goodbye
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Abracabara
Nup, you’re still an ugly cunt!

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