The F Word

Top ten times in history, when using the "f" word was appropriate
(not that I ever use it)
10th
 "Scattered F...ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th
 "How the F... did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC
8th
 "You want WHAT on the F...ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th
 "Where did all those F....ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
6th
 "It does so F...ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th
 "Where the F... are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th
 "Any F...ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd
 "What the F.... was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd
 "I need this parade like I need a F....ing hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963
And... drum roll...
The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...
"Aw c'mon. Who the F.... is going to find out?" - Wayne Carey, 2002
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