DEPARTMENT OF OCCUPATIONAL HEALTH, SAFETY, & WELFARE
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET SAFETY DATA WOMAN - CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
	ELEMENT: Woman SYMBOL: WO2 DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 50 kilos, but known to vary from 45 to 250 kilos OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas
	PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Surface usually covered in a painted film 2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason 3. Melts if given special treatment 4. Bitter if used incorrectly. 5. Found in various stages from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
	CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1. Has great affinity for Gold, Silver Platinum, and precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
	COMMON USES 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
	TESTS 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a more attractive specimen.
	HAZARDS 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one.