The Aussie Love Song

Of course i love ya darling
Your a bloody top notch bird
And when i say ur gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I dont mind a bit of flab
It means that when i'm ready
Theres somethin there to grab

So your belly isnt flat no more
I tell ya, i dont care
So long as when i cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But i know ya did ya best

I’m tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That youv got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nannas grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as i
Was ever gonna get

No matter wot u look like
I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footys on
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Perth, Western Australia